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When her kiss transforms the Beast, she is furious.

"You should have warned me! Here I was smitten by an exceptional being, and all of a sudden, my fiance becomes an ordinary distinguished young man!"

the 1909 play Beauty and the Beast:  Fantasy in Two Acts by Fernand Noziere, the very first published version of the story where the Beauty is disappointed when the Beast transforms into a human at the end. (via corseque)

cc: cthonical

(via hellotailor)

 
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Have you ever met someone for the first time, but in your heart you feel as if you have met them before?

Joanne Kenrick (via aseaofpianos)  
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mad-dogs-and-englishmen said:

Oops have I started something with the menstrual blood comment

worryinglyinnocent:

ripperblackstaff:

Yes. Yes yes yes yes XD

YES YES YES YES

What the hell am I going to do??

You gonna write it, of course ^^
For the fandom.

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gwendolynnby:

riskpig:

penguintim:

bitchjerked:

do you ever get mad because there’s so much wasted potential in characters and relationships and plotlines in some shows

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I don’t feel that way about Doctor Who, but DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE WASTED POTENTIAL OF OUAT. THEY SHOULD RENAME THAT SHOW ONCE UPON A MISSED OPPORTUNITY.

At least, our showrunner is not Moffat.

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mad-dogs-and-englishmen said:

Oops have I started something with the menstrual blood comment

Yes. Yes yes yes yes XD

YES YES YES YES

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worryinglyinnocent:

*Worryingly runs around her flat madly waving her arms around and speaking gibberish.*

STOP GIVING ME F***ING (no pun intended) KINKY PORN IDEAS!

JUST DON’T DO IT!

I’VE GOT ENOUGH BLOODY (no pun intended) THINGS TO WRITE!

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  • Uterus: Oh, so, no baby?
  • Uterus: Okay
  • Me: No -
  • Uterus: SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
  • Me: FUCK FUCK FUCK
  • Vagina: *unleashes red sea*
  • Pad: I'm not cleaning that up.
  • Ovaries: Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
  • Cramps: Howdy
  • Junk Food: Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
  • Chocolate: No me
  • Acne: Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
  • Pad: CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
  • Vagina: I can do better, hold up
  • Vagina: *Niagara Falls*
  • Pad: You still missed.
  • Lower Back: Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
  • Ovaries: WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
  • Cramps: *sings the Ave Maria*
  • Uterus: USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ
  • Me: *dead*
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readmor:

bumhol:

janettesnakehole:

frightvale:

I’ve fucking died. I’m dead. A dead guy over here. Big dead-o. Ole Dead Bones. Cause of death: Dogs, but not for that reason.

I AM SCREAMING

ARE YOU JOKIGN RIGHT NOW!!! ARE YOU JOKING..

IS THIS A SICK. FUCKIG JOKE

I AM DEADED OF CUTE FEELS


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irishawthorne:

I would really love to see either a Clarice/Hannibal AU where she’s either in college and he’s the Psychology professor, or she’s in high school, and he’s the Psychology teacher. I read a couple of fanfictions already, but they aren’t complete! Does anybody know of more fanfics out there?

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irishawthorne:

silenceofthelambsfandom:

kurtsaunt:

silenceofthelambsfandom:

Based on THIS POST

Oh my! You finally add this line!
Hahahahaha best post EVER!
It would be perfect if you add
one more pic with her saying:
“Well, no, I’m not kidding, I’m
kind of kidding but not really..”

This is hilarious. xD


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silenceofthelambsfandom:

silenceofthelambsfandom:

If Disney made The Silence of the Lambs

People reblogged this so fast

Wow!


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irishawthorne:

This isn’t covered by your insurance.

Silence of the Lambs style.


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winterelf86:

onceuponaflameofhope:

geekalogian:

  • REGINA LEAVES ROBIN TO START A TORRID LOVE AFFAIR WITH LEROY
  • THE CHARMINGS’ BABY IS ACTUALLY A CHICKEN
  • GLINDA THE GOOD WITCH IS CHARMING’S LONG-LOST IMMORTAL GREAT AUNT
  • HOOK BREAKS THE CURSE BY KISSING A SENTIENT POTATO
  • EMMA’S TRUE LOVE HAS BEEN ARCHIE ALL ALONG
  • ZELENA’S ENTIRE PLAN IS AN ELABORATE RUSE TO GET REGINA TO GO OUT FOR MANI-PEDIS TOGETHER

THIS IS FOR SURE ACCURATE INFORMATION YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE YOU READ IT ON TUMBLR

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Accurate depiction of what’s going on with the “troll” side of the fandom. Lol.

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Anonymous said:

Please be joking about the toothpaste as lube thing, even in fic. Mint/wintergreen oil + genitals=pain, not to mention fluoride, which is commonly added to toothpaste to prevent cavities, is also used as rat poison--there's a reason toothpaste shouldn't be swallowed.

mad-dogs-and-englishmen:

panthalassa3d:

mad-dogs-and-englishmen:

ripperblackstaff:

mad-dogs-and-englishmen:

ripperblackstaff:

spottytonguedog:

ripperblackstaff:

worryinglyinnocent:

I AM NOT THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED TOOTHPASTE AS LUBE!

ANG, RIPPER, YOU’RE GETTING ME IN TROUBLE FROM CHEMICALLY MINDED ANONS!

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LOL

I love it.

Organic toothpaste are made with clay though ^^

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Clay as a lube? This…does not sound good.

What on earth are you doing to this poor woman? lol

*giggles* To Worryinglyinnocent ? XD Making her worry more but in a less innocent way XD

However, we all know Belle doesn’t require lube when Gold is doing things to her

Toothpaste isn’t viscous enough to be used as lube and clay would only be useful if it was very wet clay and then it would be called mud and I very much doubt anyone no matter how horny would like mud in their lady parts.

But it’s a joke XD We all know olive oil and butter are the way to go if no real lube around.

Why waste food products when you got spit ;)

…why is it always spit…all those digestive enzymes….

Everyone knows the best lube is Crisco or motor oil. Or blood. Can’t forget blood.

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